A Somalian  arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the  first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you
Mr.  American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps,
free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are  mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and
encounters another passerby. "  Thank you for having such a beautiful country
here in America !"

The  person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks
further,  and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank
you  for the wonderful America!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I  am from Middle East , I am not
American!"

He finally sees a  nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No,  I am from Africa!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all  the Am ericans?"

The African lady checks her watch and  says..."Probably at work