He's to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple

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Were't the last drop in the well,
An I gasp'd upon the brink,
Ere my fainting spirit fell,
'Tis to thee that I would drink

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Here's to you and here's to me,
I hope we never disagree,
But if, perchance. we ever do,
Then here's to me, to hell with you."

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"Here's to It,
And to It again.
When you get to It,
and can't do It;
Come see me,
because I'm used to It!"

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Here's to The Bride, her kisses so sweet
she makes things stand that have no feet
she lost her cherry, but that's no sin
for she saved the box that it came in

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Here's to that moment of sweet repose
When it's cheek to cheek and nose to nose
For after that moment of sublime delight
It's fanny to fanny for the rest of the night

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